Jul 31, 2012

Bouncer SLexas Ranger

Bouncer SLexas Ranger
My job is a lonely one, I choose to do the job THEY choose not to do. I wander the lonely and desolate sims across the grid, finding and eliminating those who should be policed by THEY. My name is Bouncer, and I'm a SLexas Ranger!

Guys with a freenis roaming the nude beaches with his hands on his hips and his head moving back and forth like a possessed person (no AO, trying to create a mental image, stick with me)...must eliminate! (free + penis = freenis)

The little person with hips wide enough to drive the Hindenburg through, with room to spare, and the prim boobs the size of Volkswagons...elimated!

The blood suckers who wait arrival of noobs at welcome island, in their dark goth clothes from 2006, praying on newcomers with their "let me suck your blood" invitation, and their bad goth/biker/mullet from freebie island...eliminate!

The douchebag who sends out the "hey, I'm sort $158L for this outfit, I've tried camping and club/board chasing, could you spare some change".. fuck you too hose bag, be a stripper, I did it! ....eliminate!

THEY choose to do nothing about this, so I, a SLexas Ranger do their dirty work.

Bouncer SLexas Ranger 1
Skin: Belleza - Jacob Tan 0
Shape: mine
Eyes: Tuli - Spotlight Eyes Azure
Jacket: Kauna - Camo Urban 
Shirt:  Schadenfreude - White Oxford
Pants: [JP]dsg - Superior JNS. *MESH* / Denim 
Shoes: Hoorenbeek - Devon Shoes
Hat: SISU - Calvary Hat
Mustache: Bellies


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