As I'm being booked into Lithium Jail (jail prop available at The Mens Dept), I asked what I was being charged with. The jailer was taking my pictures and said, "your being charged with having a opinion on the internet".
My mind raced as I tried to think back at what opinion I may have had that I'm guilty of. "Well, I did use testosterone in the one conversation...damn, guilty", "I do think guys should blog guys stuff, and girls should blog....well shit, I'm guilty of having that opinion also."
Good thing about the interweb, there are plenty of people to tell you "your opinion is wrong" or "your wrong for thinking that way".
Looking at the jailer, I said, "I want my lawyer!"
Pacing around my cell from Lithium, available at The Mens Dept, I anxiously awaited my lawyer. Finally, she shows up, drops her big bag on the floor and gives me this disturbed look and sighs.
I immediately going on a tyrant about why people on the internet can't have a opinion without the topic getting ugly. My rant goes on and on, my voice getting louder as the words continue from my mouth.
Having heard enough, my lawyer yells, "Bouncer...Bouncer...shut up a second!" Looking into her eyes with a glare from underneath my scarred eyes she says, "Bouncer, you are guilty!, but I'm not here to argue about your guilt." "I am here for your conjugal visit, and you've just wasted 15 mintues of it running your big mouth!"
Grabbing her by her arm, I quickly whip her around, her back facing the bars that confine me to my cell. Lifting her skirt I...well you know what happens during a conjugal visit. If you don't...google it!
Lithium Jail available at The Mens Dept, comes with 6 poses, and the jail placard. I used the male poses in the first two pictures, the other poses where my own.
My mind raced as I tried to think back at what opinion I may have had that I'm guilty of. "Well, I did use testosterone in the one conversation...damn, guilty", "I do think guys should blog guys stuff, and girls should blog....well shit, I'm guilty of having that opinion also."
Good thing about the interweb, there are plenty of people to tell you "your opinion is wrong" or "your wrong for thinking that way".
Looking at the jailer, I said, "I want my lawyer!"
Pacing around my cell from Lithium, available at The Mens Dept, I anxiously awaited my lawyer. Finally, she shows up, drops her big bag on the floor and gives me this disturbed look and sighs.
I immediately going on a tyrant about why people on the internet can't have a opinion without the topic getting ugly. My rant goes on and on, my voice getting louder as the words continue from my mouth.Having heard enough, my lawyer yells, "Bouncer...Bouncer...shut up a second!" Looking into her eyes with a glare from underneath my scarred eyes she says, "Bouncer, you are guilty!, but I'm not here to argue about your guilt." "I am here for your conjugal visit, and you've just wasted 15 mintues of it running your big mouth!"
Grabbing her by her arm, I quickly whip her around, her back facing the bars that confine me to my cell. Lifting her skirt I...well you know what happens during a conjugal visit. If you don't...google it!
Lithium Jail available at The Mens Dept, comes with 6 poses, and the jail placard. I used the male poses in the first two pictures, the other poses where my own.
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