.... don't wear purple fur hats or bling! Real pimps don't wear black stack shoes, we dress with style, class and sophistication. We do however carry a pimp cane from Exposeur (available at The Mens Dept). We don't use it because we have a limp, the cane is used to keep the girls and johns in-line. Sometimes a good crack to the head gets peoples attention. (disclaimer..no virtual hookers or johns where really cracked with this cane)
Real pimps are educated, most with a psychology degree, because we have to mind fuck the girls into doing things they really do enjoy doing! (disclaimer, I never mind fucked a virtual hooker that didn't want to be mind fucked)
Go by The Mens Dept and check out all three sets of cane poses from Exposeur. (Pimp, Dapper, Suave Cane sets)
Jacket: Kauna - Tweed Jacket Grey
Pants: Hoorenbeek - Mesh Pants Black
Shirt: Hoorenbeek - Mesh Basic Shirt
Shoes: Hoorenbeek - Devon Shoes
Pimp Cane: Exposeur - (available at The Mens Dept) 
Disclaimer: This virtual reader was not mind-fucked by your witty words or that fantastic photo, though the photo is a good crack to the head in the best way. Excellent post!
ReplyDeleteHilarious and an awesome pic! Well done!
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