Where's Carl

"Carl, get in the house!" Lori screams.

"Fuck you mom, I'm outta here. You fucked dad, then Shane, then back to fucking dad.  Who's next now that Shane is dead, T-Dog?"

I ran away screaming, just wanting to get away from my whorish mom.  As I roamed around, I found a Walker, being the little shit that I am, I decided to mess with him.

Bored and lonely I started talking to the Walker, it moaning and groaning. "Hey Walker, my mom's a whore, you want me to hook you up with her?" The walking dead creature looked up at me and growled, "I'll take that as a yes"

As I kicked rocks and poked the Walker, it lurched and grabbed onto my foot in the blink of an eye.  Screaming like a little girl who just say a spider, I stumbled back up to my feet. Reaching underneath my sweatshirt I grabbed the gun that Shane had given me. "I think Shane made mom moan louder," I said to myself.

Pointing the gun directly at the walker, I pulled the trigger, finally putting the walker to rest.

If you can't tell, I'm having withdrawals for The Walking Dead! Only two more months until season 3.

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Skin: Belleza - Jacob Tan

Shape: Mother Goose's - Simon shape

Pants: Kal Rau -  Jeans Dark

Hoodie: Not So Bad - FELIP hoodie blue

Shoes: Deco - Mesh Jumpboots

Hat: SISU - Calvary Hat

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